Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
suicide is the most…
HaHaHaHaHa so true
Good stuff! That reminds me. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts! Before I eat my chocolate I put it up on a high shelf for a while. The calories are afraid of heights and jump off.
nice ones really, i just happened to remember a few:
money can’t buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on the footpath.
Procrastination is like masturbation, it’s a lot of fun until you realize you just Fuc%ed yourself.
someone once truly said ” Reality is an illusion caused by shortage of alcohol”.
Lol…I remember one time I got lectured by my teacher cause my friend disturbed me and I threw a paper ball at him…He’s pretty old too…And guess what were his words of wisdom to me?
“Great people don’t care about minor things,they do great things.”
Pretty absurd and thus from that day I used it to insult my friends lol…
Very deep and meaningful, something to think about and all probably very true. Thanks for sharing those thoughts with us. They are definitely a 20 out of 10.
They are nice
Excellent, sad but so true!
I simply love them, I want more!! hehe,,,that is if u hv any!
WOW! They’re gr8!!