There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”
Herman says, ”I know, but there isn’t just one, there…
So funny — yet today my mom said she didn’t feel like driving and her blind elderly friend Sallie was coming to her. Funny like a dark movie.
Already been in two major accidents, hitting a curb and a store-front. She drove me home once, I told my mom “I will never go in a car with her again.” I have, since then; but I drove her car, and now I have my own.
There has to be a way to take driver’s licenses from people when they are too old to drive. Sallie is almost blind, and also getting quite senile.
Nice Joke, but seriously. It upsets me that I had to take my driver’s test three times and this old lady can still drive.
Good one. Yes you get a star!
LMFAO & ROFL–
i am giving you a star for that one!
but next time you shouldn’t be a anxious to ask people for one.. like now.. if it is good enough..
people will just give you a star!!!
BUT YEAH!! you deserve a star!!
lol my uncle told me that one when i was like 8 but its still funny
haha omg it was him driving the wrong way O_O. quite funny ;D
haha i loved it!
hey choose me as best answer i gave u a star
LOL! I get it! Funny you get a star*!!!!
hahah nice nice
I’ve heard it before, but its still hilarious. : )