What’s the funniest thing someone ever told you on the internet?

This guy left a comment on my Last.Fm shoutbox today and I just started laughing (I really did). I won’t mention his name. He knows who he is.

This was the comment:

“Aren’t you the one who kept blocking everyone in sight over on Y!A? Be careful. People get hurt like that, kid.”

As I said…

It seems sort of like the guy was just messing around….

But it was probably something sugaree said.
Actually, it was definitely something sugaree said. He’s a natural resource of ‘-~repartee~-‘.

Ah, you misunderstand. I meant sugaree said the funniest thing I’d ever heard online, not that he made the comment.

And I enjoy underground hip hop. What’s wrong with that?

Yeah, I can understand that. I don’t see how people could ever actually value internet cred.

there is too many to show now that i’m at warfare with them here on Y/A. yet my modern sought after would must be relating to the ten commandments. something to results of, “that’s the previous testomony, that is for Jews. We in basic terms keep on with the hot testomony.” I asked if that meant they are allowed to kill, scouse borrow, and lie (glaring end, based on such insane reasoning, incredible?) and in certainty have been given, “as long as we are incredible with Jesus, ALL sins are forgiven!” i’d call it extra terrifying than humorous, yet you gotta snicker at them, and brazenly. adequate is adequate! spectacular question. keep em coming! enable’s snicker at them, they need to be made exciting of.

The funniest thing I have ever heard is someone saying that when people say they like King Crimson that they are trying to be different. When just about every single rock music fan I know has heard of King Crimson. another thing that’s funny is they also said that they are nothing special when in fact they are one of the founders of the Progressive Rock genre with amazing songs. that is fu*king absolutely hilarious.

Urban dictionary-Christianity
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree… yeah, makes perfect sense.

I’m racist for liking Black Sabbath, because they have the word black in their name.

Also, this guy once typed this giant paragraph about my personality. At the time, I was offended, but now it makes me lol.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;… (it’s the BA)

Edit: 1. I don’t know. For some reason, I didn’t report it at the time, and I’m not gonna report it now (cus I use it to answer questions like this)

2. To be honest, idk. The asker and answerer know each other though. They answer music questions with the same band.

Seriously, the assumptions are hilarious, and so entertaining.

LMFAO Brian!

“No seriously, you’re really chatting with Bob Dylan”…

Profile listed as born in 1990…

Your random/ignorant assumptions are pretty funny IMO.

Wtf, lol?… ahh luv ya lamp <333333

i made a troll account on youtube called “Bieberfanatic123” and i got death threats from 11 year olds who said they were going to drive 30000 miles to my house and beat me up, which i always thought was funny

you can get pregnant from a bicycle seat.

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