The Top 14 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife?

I received this in my post this morning and I wanted to share it with my Brothers and Sisters:

1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. – (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

2. Find a prostitute and marry her. – (Hosea…

Disturbing, but informative, thx brother.

Thank God we’re Muslims, even the non Muslim females are either reverting to Islam or at least acting like ones:……

Does it not amaze some of you how patient God is with people? Here this person is making fun of the word of the Almighty Supreme Being yet God allows Him to continue on. I hope that God will help me to imitate His patience. I’m not perfect either, but, wow, somethings are just above and beyond!!

I am waiting to see some logical answers from true Christians who believe Bible is the word of God.

At least they make would a laughing stock when reading the Old Testament.

1. reminds me of this quote

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

Winston Churchill

oookkkkk………………….. if i HAVE to chose among these i chose ………….. number 11 and 10 and 9 and 3 is good also.

but how about i just see a women and ask her hand for marring? LOL!!!!!! it was just humor mr.shaikh LOL!!!!

i think number 11 is good with some amendments of course. and number 8 is alot of work isnt it!!

anyways salam!

LOL It would be nice 2 c the reaction in the R&S section.

hmm let’s see ways for a muslim to get a wife: Slaughter her father, husband, brothers and sons, enslave her mother, sisters and daughters, the rape her all under the guise of marriage.

Marry a child of 6 who was outside playing and who has no idea what is going on, but be merciful and don’t rape her until she is 9.

Now this one is only for old Muslim men: Give money to poor parents in return for their young daughter so they may fulfill their pedophilic desires.

Find a stupid, desperate woman who is alone and con her into falling love with her, convince her to marry you, get a visa and then divorce her so you can bring your wife from your country here to live with you.

Find a girl who will not disobey her parents and get an arranged marriage with her whether she likes it or not. Oh hell go for it and get 2 or 3 more.

I’ll be back if I can think of some other gentlemanly ways for a muslim to find a wife.

yes,yes that seems about right

The best way to get a wife according to the koran is to go to pakistan , Bangaladesh or some very poor muslim country and pay the father 5000 rupees and take his 9 year old daughter and marry her

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