I’m looking for the funniest, daft, silly, or witty answers given to questions on tv quizzes, please exclude Family Fortunes, you can include celebrity shows like QI, Have I got News for You etc . Please include the question and the correct answer
which member of the royal family has appeared on a question of sport?
Family fortunes, questions and answers. Obviously, there are no “correct” answers for these. Name a scary animal A squirrel Name a food you don’t have to chew Chips (this was from the MD of a soup manufacturers…) Name something a blind person might use A sword Name a bird with a long neck Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch A burglar Name a dangerous race The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A horse Name something that floats in the bath Water Name something associated with the police Pigs Name a sign of the zodiac April
on family fortunes once the question what services do you call in an emergency was asked
someone answered my mum audience , presenter,rest of the family,and the entire viewing population laugh and say pratt and wait for the durdur and big cross BUT its the 5th most common answer