How would each zodiac sign react to being told that they’re not the sign they thought they were?


http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-…

>:-)

And what’s your sign?

Aries: “OMG there’s no way in HELL I’m not an Arian. I MUST be an Arian. I MUST be number one. Nooooo!”
Taurus: “Whatever. Time to eat.”
Gemini: “Well then what am I going to blame my split-personality syndrome on??”
Cancer: “I’m fine with it. I love Geminis anyway. I love everyone else but myself. I’m such a masochist.”
Leo: “OMG, there’s no way in HELL I’m not a Leo. I must remain the supreme KING. I refuse to give in!”
Virgo: “Oh great. Now I have to change it in my planner. Just great.”
Libra: “I can see things from either side, honestly. I don’t mind it either way. As long as people still like me, I’m ok with it.”
Scorpio: “Oh HELL NO! F*ck that sh*t!” *punches wall*
Ophiuchus: “Party tiiiiime!”
Sagittarius: “I’m stuck with the new sign? Crap.”
Capricorn: “Astrology is bullsh*t anyway. Didn’t I tell all of you it was bullsh*t?”
Aquarius: “I don’t accept this. It’s not logical. I refuse to accept such illogical, baseless changes. I am the only one who can make such illogical judgment calls.”
Pisces: “Oh thank God. Now people will stop harassing me for being a daydreamer, and then I can go daydream.”

Edit: Thanks Miss Hollywood. Yours are cute, too 🙂

If I told you someone in this room is gay, who do you think it would be? the dude over there with pink highlights, hey he’s listening to lady gaga :O Have you ever been fired? nope. What is something you regret? nevermind. How often do you go over the speed limit? i don’t. Were you considered popular in high school? Why or why not? yes, social outgoing have many friends, involved in various activities. When, if ever, do you think it is okay to tell a lie? if it saves someone from getting hurt. How old are you in your dreams? same age as I am now. How would you describe Dad/Mom the first time you saw him/her? frankly m’dear I cannot remember the first impressions of my parents as I was very young when I first saw them. Do you dance like crazy, when no one is looking? nupp Do you like to sing in the shower? yes 🙂 What do sing in the shower, if you do sing? paramore+wethekings+greenday. Do you like baths or showers? showers. What do you do when (you think) no one is looking? er that would be telling. If you were going to be stuck on a deserted island, which 5 books, movies, people and foods would you take along? twilight series, harry potter series, private book series, noughts and crosses series, magazines. ferris buellers day off the hangover american pie shaun of the dead my best friends (3 of them) my lover my dad When you were younger, did you ever drink too much and get sick? I got sick but never drunk. Did you ever run away from home? Why/ why not? nope, couldn’t fend for myself yet. If you could be any male/female sports star, who would you be? erm.. Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t? cause men aren’t attracted to hairy women. Suggestions – Part 2 What did you get in trouble for, when you were a kid? being very outdoorsy, ruining mum’s make-up, walking around with bare feet, ruining my clothes XD Did you ever have a teacher who picked on you? too many to mention. What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? fell off the stairs on a bus in front of a boy while I was daydreaming…. :'( What really gives you the creeps? :$ What were the three happiest moments in your life so far? concerts, days out at theme parks, family re-unions..etc. Did you have a nickname in middle school or high school? OFC = obsessed with fish and chips (lol). What did you think of me when you first saw me? Sorry I was too dazzled by ur personality 🙂 Which was the moment when I impressed you most? when you came up with these questions Which is your wish that is not yet fulfilled? to find a soul mate. Why is it that your greatest hobby is to fight with me or scold me? its not. What was your favorite toy when you were a kid? my dolls. If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be? P.S I Love You. Why is recycling important? its gonna help save the planet in the long run 🙂

Aries- Starts whining “I’m a Pisces now? But I have an Aries tattoo!”
Taurus- “I was born an Taurus, I’m dying a Taurus”
Gemini- ” Where’s the fun in being a Taurus?”
Cancer- ” I don’t even act like a Gemini”
Leo- ” Eww. I don’t want to be Cancer. They’re so soft.”
Virgo- “Cool! I finally have an interesting sign” J/K I love Virgos
Libra- “Is this going to help me make decisions now?”
Scorpio- “Oh no. If it walks like a Scorpio, and talks like a Scorpio, I’m still a Scorpio”
Sagittarius- “This is so stupid”
Capricorn- ” “What do you mean? I’m still a motherf***** Capricorn”
Aquarius- ” This will be cool being a Capricorn”
Pisces- “Ehh. I don’t believe in this anyway”

Edit*lmao Worldly Love’s is funny.

I am a Pisces male, and someone told me I wasn’t a fish, I’d say…

… I f*cking knew I was an Aquarius!!! Now, back to building my spaceship…

I’m a Libra an according to the ‘new’ sign update I would be a Virgo. There’s no way in he|| Im a Virgo, no offense Virgos but I’m more in touch with my Libra 🙂

I am not a taurus, I don’t act like a taurus, and sure as hell will never be one. Gemini for life :))

Pisces: I knew it! Sweet!

according to sidereal astrology I’d still be a Leo, but if I wasn’t I would be HIGHLY upset !

It doesn’t change anyones sign. This sign has always been there, it isn’t new. Stop being an astrology hipster and get a new hobby, or at least better study this one before you go thinking this sign is new, its not.

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