Why does Reverend Bob Larson charge people $300 to perform exorcisms on them?

Is that per exorcism or per demon?

Profit motive.

Because he can

Because that’s the limit that they can take out on their ATM cards.

SOMEBODY has to part the fools from their money.
You don’t think it happens all by itself, do you?

Because some people are stupid enough to pay him $300. (I’m guessing, not many of them are atheists. Just a thought.)

Cheap at 100X the price if it works

Save yourself the expense, and dispel your demons by playing their messages backward. All you need is a turntable and a Judas Priest album.

Protestant pastors cannot perform exorcisms, only Catholic priests have the power.

If he charged less, then he would make less.

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